silkjpg:

why does it feel like I’m in a race with every 18-25 yr old on earth and I’m losing

(via wenamedthedogkylo)

benefits of living in a lighthouse

post–grad:

  • no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)
  • lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership
  • when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression
  • minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves
  • increased likelihood of mermaid encounters
  • effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow
  • free salt scrub 

(via continuitygains)

vampire-crimson:

lizmaryr:

pyreo:

bemusedlybespectacled:

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

Do yourself a favour and watch this. I am sobbing with laughter at one a clock in the morning, i literally had to stop the video because I couldn’t see through my tears of mirth.

PRESS PLAY. 

IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THIS

YOU ARE MISSING OUT

i still have no idea how to fuckin contour but there are much more important things for this person to teach you

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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rebelreys:

the most tense moment of The Last Jedi

+ bonus: it could have been much worse

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yamcha:

julian2006:

do men like…..realize that working out and growing a beard isnt a substitute for a personality

do women realize that….

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Me spending any money that's physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn't count as spending, it's not real. It doesn't exist